#THEY R SO FUN

[mysicklove-main]

Uzui Tengen is known for his dramatics. You knew that when you first decided to marry him, and have grown used to it with the years. His flashy appearance and bold words don't even phase you now. That's just who he is and who you came to love.

Until he gets sick. The dramatics pick up to a whole level you've never thought could occur. Of course if other people saw him that we're not you, or his other wives, he would pretend to be fine, grinning and showing off. But he would never let his lovers off the hook like that, it would be not flashy at all.

“I think it's time I say my final goodbye.”

You roll your eyes, placing a damp towel on his forehead. He coughs, and honestly you can't tell if it's fake or not, but you hold out a cup for him to drink a water out of. When he doesn't move, you sigh and press it to his lips, watching with amusement at the way he gulps it down. “Your fever is bound to break soon, maybe if you stopped complaining and rest, you'll feel better.”

He glances at you when you pull the cup away, a small pout on his face. “Hurts so bad, I must be dying. I feel so weak," His voice is horse, and his body is unusually warm.

You can't help but want to dote on him at his words. He's got to be acting just a bit, but he truly does sound broken. But before you could comfort him he says, “Is this how you feel like all the time? This weak?”

You sigh, pinching your brows, but you can't help the smile that creeps on your face. He's so ridiculous, but at least he keeps you on your toes. In his sickly state or not. “Really?”

“Just joking. I know you aren't this weak.” You can see it in his eyes that he wants to boast about his strength again, but your watchful eyes shut it down. You adore how powerful your husband is, but you weren't Suma who fangirls every time he spoke about himself (Of course you did love that side of Suma as well, it was cute seeing her so excited).

You roll your eyes again but smile at him, and adjust the bedsheets, pulling them higher up on his chest. He let's out a throaty complaint, but doesn't fight it. “Hey, where are the others? Can't bare to see me this pathetic?”

“No, “god” of the dramatics.” He frowns at the mock nickname. “You scared the daylights out of Suma, who actually thinks you're going to die. Hinatsura is comforting her outside. And you know Makio, she isn't the one to be near when someone is sick.”

He hums, closing his eyes for the first time in the past hour with a content smile on his face. “So I get you all to myself, huh?”

You grin, puffing up his pillow again before sitting in the chair next to him. “Guess you can say that. Until your fever breaks at least.”

“Nurse Y/N,” He sighs, breathlessly with a grin on his face. His eyes are still shut and by the looks of it he is imagining something lewd.

You shut it down immediately. “No. I'm not a nurse. I'm an assassin.”

He ignores your words. “Why arent you wearing the cute outfit. I'm sickly, please treat me nurse!”

“I'm leaving,” You deadpan, but before you can stand up a hand flies to your wrist. He tilts his head toward you with a small apologetic smile. His cheeks are flushed from the fever and his neck is slightly beaded with sweat.

“Sorry. I'm done, I'm done, promise. Just stay with me? Honestly, I am a little scared about how week I feel." The tone of his voice is solemn, and his hands slightly tremble on your wrist. You grab onto it and set it back down on the bed, and grab the cloth to dab the beads of sweat on his neck.

It's been ages since he has gotten sick. The last time probably in his early teens, so you aren't too surprised he is uncomfortable, but it was surprising for him to admit something like this. “Scared” is not in his vocabulary, or at least he preaches.

So you take pity on him, and smile at him. “Of course, Lord Tengen. Close your eyes and rest, I'll be here when you wake up, promise.”

He glances at you for a final time, and closes his eyes. “Thanks, Nurse Y/N.”

You shake your head slowly, and take in his appearance. Even in his sweaty, weak state he wears his signature smug grin that you've grown to love. You can't be too mad at him.

[lupitabread]

thanks @loonsloon for the tag!! :) <3

last song: classy 101 by feid + young miko (loveee her)

favorite color: purple! the dark reddish kind

last book: giovanni's room (started over the summer... haven't finished)

last movie: sweethearts

last series: watching arcane with my friend! still not done but expect posts when I am all caught up :)

sweet/savory/spicy: sweet!

last search: "chest bullet wound physical therapy" ... it is for a class project i promise... which i am currently procrastinating teehee

current obsession: fields of mistria (game)

looking forward to: crocheting this week

relationship status: in a relationship :)

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[cryptidclaw]

i got reeaally obsessed with all sorts of beetles a while ago, to the point where i had a fanclan named beetleclan and everyone was named after specific kinds of beetles. i remember distinctly having scarabshine and weevilheart (my favorite beetles at the time) and i introduced them into a rp group.

guess what!!!! they kicked me out bc of scarabshine, because it was egyptian appropriation somehow? like yes, i understand that scarab beetles are traditionally depicted in egypt but they’re everywhere i promise you! they love manure and compost!!!! scarabshine was essentially just saying she was a shiny shit-loving cat!!!! (/hj)

anyway scarabshine and weevilheart are lesbians, and i need to bring them back

That is absolutely wild . Like isn't scarab just another name for dung beetle??? Those are everywhere!!!!

A beetle themed clan is such a cool idea tho???? Like defo bring that back thats epic!!!!

[jrwiyaoi]

the more the feds fuck around with ppl the more i want to make a lab au

[dead-bl0g]

AAUUGGGGGHH I LOVE TRINKETS AND DOODADS I LOBE THEM!!!!!! AREGGHH;!!!

[rawstfish]

TWICE is so awesome. I love TWICE

[arinmoss]

painted Chappell again :3

[symphonyofsilence]

Let the poor man rest.

[jamjoob]

Screencap redraws for fun

[hinamie]

trick or treat!

[foolsocracy]

identity reveals are always fun

[shyaringan]

Head Archivist of the Magnus Institute, London

(day 1)

[thegleampt2fromtheglowpt22001]

ppl on Twitter have for no reason I can tell rediscovered Mighty Jill Off, thee cute indie platformer abt lesbian BDSM from 2008. I have no idea why it's gaining traction again but I just thot u all on here wld like 2 b part ov that 2

[bambiilooza]

a page of some gods that were requested. this was fun :D

close ups :D

shout out juice, herpes and aioli. you guys were really fun to draw

[confessionseddie]

Every day, you heal a little bit more. Then one morning, you wake up and losing her isn't the first thing you think about.

BOBBY NASH and EDDIE DIAZ for @wernerherzogs

[ayilings]

do we fuck with black parade hatsune miku [wip] 💀🖤